- Anti Joke

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.