Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

you and your family will die tonight

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

mark is religion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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