How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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