What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Dont read this joke

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What happen? Idk...

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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