- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

womens rights

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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