- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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