- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.