Adele walks into the stables

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Amazing

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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