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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

HURT

knock knock? come in

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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