Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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The MLS

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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I regret everything.....

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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