- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

This statement is false.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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