- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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