what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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