- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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