- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

This statement is false.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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