A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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3 like an eel

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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