Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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