- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

The jets are a good team..

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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