I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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