What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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