- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Racial equality.

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