Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Where are you going Your house

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Reading books

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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