two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Women's rights...

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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