Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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