How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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GONNA

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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ugvvvvvv

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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