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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

In soviet Russia...things are different

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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