Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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GONNA

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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F? No k

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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oh hai

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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