- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

I will create more jobs for americans

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Your text.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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