A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A man killed himself.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

THE GAME

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

hi bye

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

religion

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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