what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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I hate blackniggers

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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sure!

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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