- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

identical jokes get different votes.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

British Dentistry

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

I am a joke. I am funny.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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