today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Hi what I lug you

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Your mom.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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