johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

One time I masturbated by myself

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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