- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

I wrote a funny joke.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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