What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

yolo your orange looks orange

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Women's rights...

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

THE END.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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