why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Adele walks into the stables

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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