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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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