What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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homework

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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