What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

your mum

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

I said I hate niiggers

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

poo

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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