- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Knock knock knock OCD

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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