Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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HEY!

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Dont read this joke

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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