- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

the WNBA

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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