A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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homosexuals are gay

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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So I was walking down the road today

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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TWIX PAUSE!

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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