No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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how may i help you

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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