how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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what's black and can't swim?

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djkldfnblfnbofgb

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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leon harney ya pikey

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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a woman votes!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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