Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Why was the woman?

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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