- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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