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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

How old are you? 20

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What is a chair?