- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

A child walks into a classroom.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

identical jokes get different votes.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

hey, my names mark.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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