Your mom.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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