- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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