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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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The NBA and womens sports

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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