- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

This is not a joke or is it

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

why dont they make black forks

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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