- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

What's red and has wheels? A red car

its funny cuz i laughed!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Adam Chebali is awesome

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Whats brown a sticky, shit

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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