Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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hi jonny

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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