Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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