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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was walking down the road today

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Where's my tractor?

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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