What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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