- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Darude- Sandstorm

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

ok

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

ugh good riddance

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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