- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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