- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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