What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Fart

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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This is a joke.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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