Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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