- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Apple hates Blackberry.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

womens rights.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Do you like apples? Yes

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

National security?

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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