Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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