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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What is 9 + 10? 21

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Knock knock, COME IN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

A person from Singapore eats

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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