what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Banana Hamock.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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knock knock

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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