- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Knock knock, COME IN!

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

what do you call a black chef glendon

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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